hmmm, Lailans, Things are not the same anymore. Y'all remember those good old days when Laila would be doing give away and giving me bonus anyhow? Calling us every 5 minutes to know if we were ok and needed more money, Even buying me Ice cream from South Africa and as you know naa, me no get chill so i will rub it on everybody's face so as to make some people jealous.My dearies, those days are gone oooo.
Thing are no longer the same.
Hmmm. Level don change ooo. Laila no send me anymore. No weekend bonus, No more ice cream or free recharge card. To call me now na wahala. I thought it was because she told me to stop being unprofessional and stop speaking pidgin on the blog and i was doing anyhow. So I decided to be professional but it got worse. I come upgrade my English, still nothing happened, I downloaded and ate "100 way to be a better blogger" without drinking water, Then it got worse. She called me one day and told me she wont talk to me any more. What was My offense? She dosnt even know too. That was when I realized that this battle was not physical anymore but spiritual. I joined the new prayer ministry in my area and decide to do fasting and prayer, Nothing I do is ever good enough again. I decided to blame Buhari but even that didnt work.
Even to do give away to readers like before, she no gree. She just dey beef everybody, even her 4 dogs at home was not spared. I heard that she has also been beefing the poor dogs for nothing and now the entire neighbourhood are planning to rescue the dogs before they eat their cage and bite somebody.
I decided to visit a female TILB native doctor to find out what is wrong. The native doctor ended up confusing me the more. The native doctor told me that my trials and tribulation will pass in 9 months time and then I can have my sweet Laila back. I didnt understand properly so i went home more heart broken.
So yesterday, I was busy minding my business and reaching out to my fellow starved Lailans when I saw this revelation below
I no know say na so the thing dey do ooooooo.
Madam Laila, Kpele ooo
Abeg fellow lailas, from today, we go begin do blog prayer for a baby girl. Maybe if its a girl, the good old days will be back.
What do you think?
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